Linguist... Celtic's Giorgios Samaras with his Celtic team-mates (Getty)
Welcome to the TWG UCL Podcast for season 2012-2013... after a long hiatus the team returns for another European season of hi-jinx and massive mood swings.
Bash, Zdrila and Vitor uncover brand new personalities of which some are unleashed right here.
The boys speak with Greek star Georgios Samaras, who puts on his best Glasgow accent.
'Arry Rednapp is tracked down but what is he doing in Rio?
Joey Barton talks about being England's cultural attache to France.
There's Jose's knee sliding antics in Madrid and is the Nou camp big enough for Messi and Fozz ?
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Heart of Midlothian will begin next season with a 15-point penalty after major creditor Ukio Bankas succeeded in installing its preferred administrator in charge of the club.